An accountant was visiting the Natural History museum.
While standing near the dinosaur, he said to his friend, “This dinosaur is 2 billion years and 10 months old.”
“Where did you get this exact information?” the friend asked.
“I was here 10 months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is 2 billion years old.”
Courtesy “The Accountant’s (Bad) Joke Book.” Order here.
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