Memo to: Indiana Jones. From: His CPA

indiana-jones-harrison-ford.jpgProfessor Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr.
33 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California 94118

Dr. Jones,

We are in receipt of your Form 1040 for this past year, and there are several items on your tax return that the Internal Revenue Service would undoubtedly take issue with. These are items that, as your accountant, I would be greatly remiss in not bringing to your attention. While we appreciate your continued use of our qualified tax preparation team and we understand that your financial situation is far from straightforward, we are compelled to make note of the following issues:

It’s worth reading the rest at the very funny Riding with Rickey….