What Al Capone Said about Taxes – Before His Conviction

More tax humor for Busy Season.

Collected, curated and refined by Robert E. McKenzie. Enjoy!

• “They can’t collect legal taxes from illegal money.”

– Al Capone: Before he was convicted of tax evasion.

• Sixty-four percent of women attorneys think that tax lawyers make undesirable dates.

– Daniel Dolan

• “The best things in life are tax-free.”

– Joseph Bonkowski

• “If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.”

– Jeff Foxworthy