As collected by Robert E. Mckenzie
I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.
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The more you earn, the less you keep,
And now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to take,
If the tax collector hasn’t got it before I wake.
~ Ogden Nash READ MORE →