NOW ON SALE: “The Accountant’s (Bad) Joke Book”

Need a Laugh?

Okay, maybe just a chuckle and the occasional groan?

We’ve done our best to compile all the (mostly) decent jokes we can find about accountants. (Some are even funny!)

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Have you heard the one about…

• The difference between introverted and extroverted accountants?
• What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
• How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
• How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
• Do you know the three kinds of accountants?
• Why do accountants make great lovers?

All in the downloadable e-book from CPA Trendlines. Get yours today. Share it with friends. Be the life of the party! (Or not.)

ADD-A-JOKE: Click here to add your best (worst?) accountant’s joke to Comments.

The reviews are in… !

Verbatim Comments

• Relevant and funny. Well, most of them. There are a few groaners.
• Was a fun read
• most are old jokes but good to see them all in 1 place
• I’d give it a 10 but that’s reserved for the 7 wonders of the world and those who walk on water
• most of them made me just groan but some were clever
• it’s good to laugh at ourselves once in a while…
• Many will be useful to spice up presentations and amuse my spouse! Thanks for sharing!
• I thought the jokes are pretty accurate, I’ve worked with accountants for 9 years now.
• Most of the jokes I’ve heard before.
• I think I have heard some of the jokes before.
• funny stuff, some a little too corny
• Didn’t like the dirty joke about husband and wife age 54.
• made me laugh all morning!
• Not all jokes are funny, but then I am not an accountant.
• More good than really bad!
• some of the jokes I already knew but it’s great to have them all together in one file. My students love them!!
• Pretty good…a few were very good! Thanks
• Some funny jokes in there, good job!
• Some lame, others a good chuckle. Our stereotype continues to flourish!!
• it certainly is for those in the business. The public would not care or understand.
• The “jokes” are really bad!
• I’m an accountant, but I do have a sense of humor
• It’s funny, just not side splitting funny
• It compiles many of the profession’s jokes and helped relieve tension and boost morale. Who says the only creative accountants worked for Enron and Arthur Anderson?
• Many of the jokes caused just a smile, but 18 into 54 was very funny!
• A couple of good ones. Most of them are old. Heard it all before.
• I enjoyed most of them but there were a few groaners in there!
• It’s funny, and CPAs need to laugh sometimes.
• I enjoy the humor and it is always interesting how accountants are perceived by the public.
• great to have for speaking engagements
• It was funnier then hell! I can’t believe you guys (and I’m guessing it’s more guys than girls) put in the joke about the 54 and 18 year old.
• Most of the jokes were pretty funny, because they were true.
• Nothing is perfect!
• Very cute humor.
• Some made me chuckle, some made me laugh out loud and all made me forward a copy to other accountants and to my family. Thanks very much!
• Most were pretty funny, only a few missed the mark
• Some of the jokes are older than the hills eg the 2+2
• Cute but not side splitting.
• It made me laugh.
• These were cute jokes to tell fellow CPAs
• Loved the PriceWaterhouseCoopers line.
• Some good jokes, some not so good.
• The jokes are clean and just fun!
• Some I’ve heard before, some were twists on other jokes I’ve heard, some were new.
• Some of them are way too accurate!! :)
• The jokes are funny and entertaining. None of them made me ‘cringe’ for being in bad taste.
• I laughed at about 70% of the jokes or 69.95%.
• Love that all the jokes are in one place, but some of them are really bad or take too much explanation!
• SOME PRETTY FUNNY JOKES, THOUGH SOME WERE VERY OLD.
• Always a stress reducer to laugh at yourself or a group you’re associated with!
• Many classics, but also some new ones.
• some jokes funny some old some bad
• It was funny, but some of the jokes were a little to dry for my sense of humor.
• Brightened my day!
• Got a real kick out of it. But some of them were just so bad, I couldn’t quite give it a 10. Some of them are so on point it cracks me up I printed it out and my colleagues are enjoying it right now. We saw our boss in several of these!
• It was funny? I passed to my Ph.D. in Accounting candidate son and he thought it was great as well.
• GOOD CLEAN JOKES THAT POKE FUN AT US ACCOUNTANTS.
• It made me chuckle out loud!
• I thought it was funny but as an accountant, I didn’t love it.
• Can I send it to select clients for Xmas? They agree with the most of the jokes. Thanks!
• Because us older accountants never die. We just lose our balance
• Most of the jokes were terrible, but I had a ball reading them!
• I haven’t been able to read through the whole thing, but was entertained and thought that it was a good idea!
• I shared it with my staff and it helps ease some of the stress we are going through after one of our co-workers passed away.

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