The ‘Auditor’ Defined: In the Un-Wiki

‘Tis the season

A lot funnier than your standard Wikipedia

The entry for Auditor at the UNcyclopedia.com (“the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit”)…

“An Auditor (auditor sapiens) is a unique mammalian species, first bred in the 1960s by crossbreeding garden variety accountants with serial killers. They were noted for their hard working attitude and quickly became a “fad breed” later in the decade before their dangerous side was well known. Today, most live a lonely existence in offices, separated forever from humanity.” More here….

See also Accountant…

[A hat tip to Toronto accountant Marisa for the joke of the day!]

One Response to “The ‘Auditor’ Defined: In the Un-Wiki”

  1. Joe Eckelkamp

    Another definition of an auditor is someone who comes in after the battle is over and shoots the wounded.