Big Bang Theory’s Emmy Show Skit on the CPAs Who Tabulate the Ballots [VIDEO]
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Q: How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How do accountants deal with their spouses’ insomnia?
Q. Why don’t accountants read novels? …
An accountant applies for the position of Chief Financial Officer.,,
An accountant was visiting the Natural History museum.
A patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, “I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live.”
The patient asked, “Oh doctor, what should I do?” The doctor replied, “Marry an accountant.”
“Will that make me live longer?” asked the patient. “No,” said the doctor, “but it will SEEM longer.”
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